Somewhere in the great northeast, I was born. Somewhere in the lesser south, I grew up. For one year in the deep south, I went to college. For three point five years while in art school, I lived in a capital city. After that, I lived and worked in a city that I thought was capital... Then I quit my job and moved to Florida to write a book. After two more years, on the cusp of finishing the book, I accepted a job and moved out of the country.